Description
“Reptile Rehab” – Swamp Side Sedation Squad Tee
Some folks do yoga to relax. You? You chemically convince a thrashing swamp dragon to chill out.
“Reptile Rehab” features our jacked Dalmatian medic mid–gator wrestling match, prying open the jaws and serving up a fresh dose of ketamine like it’s just another Tuesday in the bayou. Narcan, BVM, gloves on the ground – it’s the kind of scene that screams, “Yeah, this made the chart… somehow.”
Perfect for:
- Medics and firefighters who’ve had one too many “Florida Man” calls
- Anyone who’s ever thought, “This patient needs ketamine and a timeout”
- Lovers of dark EMS humor and chaotic animal control
Wear it to shift, training, conferences, or that one BBQ where everyone tells their worst call stories.
Shirt Details
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Garment: Next Level 6010 Men’s Triblend Crew
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Colors: Black or White
- 4.3 oz ultra-soft tri-blend
- 50% polyester / 25% combed ringspun cotton / 25% rayon jersey
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage (unlike your sanity)
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Sideseamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean, durable fit
- Soft satin label & tear-away tag so nothing scratches while you’re wrestling your own “reptiles”
For the providers who know that sometimes saving lives looks a little… wild. 🐊💉
Size |
Body length |
Body width |
Sleeve length |
XS |
26.5" |
16.75" |
7.375" |
S |
27.5" |
18.25" |
7.75" |
M |
28.5" |
19.75" |
8.125" |
L |
29.5" |
21.25" |
8.5" |
XL |
30.5" |
22.75" |
8.875" |
2XL |
31.5" |
24.75" |
9.25" |
3XL |
32.5" |
26.75" |
9.625" |
